Bar = wine bar
Corner store = whole foods
Autobody shop = bike shop
Martial arts storefront = yoga storefront
Pawnshop = pre owned baby clothes shop
Broken pontiac = new audi
Butcher = artisan cheese shop
Dollar store = art gallery
County Social Services = Dog therapy
Methadone clinic = individual brew coffee
Emergency room = aromatherapy shop
Cabinet shop = clothing boutique
Tattoo parlor = Tattoo parlor
Evangelical church = Buddhist temple
Rent party = benefit
Hoops = slack rope
Raiders jersey = Man U jersey
Track suit = hemp clothing
Boarded up windows = double insulated, high e windows
Satellite dish = solar panels
Nail Salon = tanning salon
Pit = Golden retriever
Corner preacher = author’s book reading
Chips and pepsi = oatmeal and hot cocoa
Getting by = self actualization
Alive = Lifestyle
Good Enough Diploma = Graduate degree
Year in Juvi = year abroad
Got your back = letter of recommendation
Sideshow= burning man
5 people in 2 room apartment = 2 people in 5 room house
Check cashing store = 401 K
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